Introduction
Pesto
Pesto is delicious but it doesn't always look that way. The green textured sauce is a quick way to change how people see you, if people don't know what pesto is they might think you're suddenly and adventurous person, who's willing to try anything, or a heath-focused person that always makes sure to have some green in their meal, little do they know its made mostly out of basil, garlic, and oil. In reality, pesto is less about reinvention and more about tricking people into thinking you’ve evolved beyond plain marinara.
Caviar
Caviar is one of those foods that instantly changes the room when it shows up. Tiny black pearls sitting on a cracker or spoon suddenly transform you into the kind of person who “summers” somewhere instead of just going on vacation. From the outside it's exotic, and intimidating, maybe even giving the vibe that you have a secret trust fund. Yes the truth is that it just tastes like ocean butter, but to every one else: you're living in first class.
Avocado Toast
Avocado toast is less a meal and more a lifestyle declaration. The second you order it, you’re no longer just someone eating breakfast, you've become someone who screams trendy, instagram, and healthy. Taking the time to make something so put together seems to some like you have too much time on your hands, choosing vibes and looks over realistic timely meals. At its core, avocado toast is just bread and smashed fruit dressed up with topping, but once it hits your plate, you suddenly seem ready to go to you pilates class at 6:00 am this morning.
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